this thread intimidates me. lol

There is that.

Then again, I think Alice is lying down and I havent seen Bo or the other regulars. Clearly they're out being festive / celebrating the end of the world / lack of end of the world.

once we got to page 1000, my enthusiasm for the thread simmered down. i want my enthusiastic feeling back!

tea talk?

count me in!

i had a glass of southern style sweet tea for lunch. a little too much sugar in it this time.

the cutest teaware ever

thank you for the link, alpheias! i tried to reply to the mail but it kept giving me some parsing error thing.

EDIT: well...they locked the female pirate recruiting thread. knew that was only a matter of time . fun while it lasted!

well, remember: beliefs are not the same as actions. no ones beliefs force another to push their agenda, dogma or what have you on someone else. it's a choice the believer has to make. and it's not limited to religion. sports fans that take their fanaticism to the extreme make stupid choices in the name of their belief in bad call or their team doesn't win. do such crazy things as riot in the streets, overturning and setting cars on fire.

all sorts of things are inspiration for people to do destructive or pushy actions. in the end, the choice is always in the hands of the individual...not the belief itself.

odd things i do in the shower part two:

hairs.

i hate hairs sticking on the walls or the glass. i can not abide their existence. every one of them must be met with an unrelenting assault of water splashes until they are sucked down into the vortex of doom (the drain.) the pubic species are the most revolting. how in the hell do they somehow make it up to eye level?! they don't come equipped with hands and feet! i know they aren't mine, because...well i just know. you know strange things are afoot when confronted with this mystery of rogue climbing hairs.

this is how i started my day. lol

I was very brave... I watched 3 minutes of an episode of Jersey Shore

yeah. could be much worse. you could actually enjoy the show...

like me

ugh. my brain. feels like a sludge factory. i must have slept stupid because my neck hurts too. neeeeed massage.

short day at work. only 3 cases! being home before 1pm is awesome

both links just take me to google images lol

edit: make that all three lol!

OMG. Miiral is the secret ISD spy!

it's in my gum or something feels almost...bruised idk.

she's right.

random historical fact for the lagl page number correlating to historical year.

this sounds neat =)

in other news, i have a bad cold. eff my life.

1453

big year in history. the turks siege and finally conquer constantinople killing constantine XI, the last emperor. theis effectively ended the byzantine empire and with it...the last vestiges of roman power which had endured, in one form or another, for over 2000 years.

the 100 years war between france and england comes to a close after the french defeat the english at the ballte of castillon and subsequently retake the city of bordaeux.

and johannes gutenburg invents a moveable variation of the printing press.

YOU ARE COOL!!!!!

no...i am cool. literally. it is the middle of april and it somehow managed to snow a foot last night. just when all the old snow had melted away

"looks at the 79 -¦F temp outdoors"

I'm assuming a birthday wish is in order based on your previous post.

Hence....

Happy Birthday Eliana! I hope your liver is capable of absorbing the devistation you intend for it.

That's a change in Avatars for sure Sorry if I missed the official 'release'.

yeah, the QTEs are everywhere.

Hungaria, eh? The joy of being connected to other countries by land. All we have are wales or scotland, and who wants to go there??

Not day goes by without me thinking of this thread. ugh life lol

hmm hmm. i see. you know in all my years playing i never did visit the forums much. let alone post. But its gotten lonely in game. everyone i used to fly with are now mia.

Should have come to the forums sooner. this place is fun.. and yah.. already getting addicted to it.. ...... save me

edit: also i agree with the guy above me. kate. you're awesome... i too wish i met you and the rest of this oope group sooner

Slender is the best horror thing I have ever witnessed.

Go on, give it a shot...

After having been told my danglies looked like an elderly rastafarian I decided to take the plunge and buy some of this as previous shaving attempts had only been mildly succesful and I nearly put my back out trying to reach the more difficult bits. Being a bit of a romantic I thought I would do the deed on the missus's birthday as a bit of a treat.
I ordered it well in advance and working in the North sea I considered myself a bit above some of the characters writing the previous reviews and wrote them off as soft office types...oh my fellow sufferers how wrong I was. I waited until the other half was tucked up in bed and after giving some vague hints about a special surprise I went down to the bathroom. Initially all went well and I applied the gel and stood waiting for something to happen. I didn't have long to wait.
At first there was a gentle warmth which in a matter of seconds was replaced by an intense burning and a feeling I can only describe as like being given a barbed wire wedgie by two people intent on hitting the ceiling with my head. Religion hadn't featured much in my life until that night but I suddenly became willing to convert to any religion to stop the violent burning around the turd tunnel and what seemed like the destruction of the meat and two veg. Struggling to not bite through my bottom lip I tried to wash the gel of in the sink and only succeeded in blocking the plughole with a mat of hair. Through the haze of tears I struggled out of the bathroom across the hall into the kitchen by this time walking was not really possible and I crawled the final yard to the fridge in the hope of some form of cold relief. I yanked the freezer drawer out and found a tub of ice cream, tore the lid of and positioned it under me. The relief was fantastic but only temporary as it melted fairly quickly and the fiery stabbing soon returned .
Due to the shape of the ice cream tub I hadn't managed to give the starfish any treatment and I groped around in the drawer for something else as I was sure my vision was going to fail fairly soon.I grabbed a bag of what I later found out was frozen sprouts and tore it open trying to be quiet as I did so.I took a handful of them and tried in vain to clench some between the cheeks of my arse. This was not doing the trick as some of the gel had found it's way up the chutney channel and it felt like the space shuttle was running it's engines behind me.
This was probably and hopefully the only time in my life I was going to wish there was a gay snowman in the kitchen which should give you some idea of the depths I was willing to sink to in order to ease the pain. The only solution my pain crazed mind could come up with was to gently ease one of the sprouts where no veg had gone before.
Unfortunately, alerted by the strange grunts coming from the kitchen the other half chose that moment to come and investigate and was greeted by the sight of me, arse in the air, strawberry ice cream dripping from my bell end pushing a sprout up my arse while muttering..." Ooooh that feels good ". Understandably this was a shock to her and she let out a scream and as I hadn't heard her come in it caused an involutary spasm of shock in myself which resulted in the sprout being ejected at quite some speed in her direction. I can understand that having a sprout farted against your leg at 11 at night in the kitchen probably wasn't the special surprise she was expecting and having to explain to the kids the next day what the strange hollow in the ice cream was didn't improve my status...So to sum it up Veet removes hair, dignity and self respect...:)

sitting at the airport. flight delayed 2 hours. Yay. just my luck. Poo.

wait fan mail? no joke?

Oh, we are back. Yay!

dam your young, you prob still smell like baby powder. has the big boy hair came in yet?

All I know is that there are horseshoe crabs outside my window frolicking in the shallows of the bay. They are so cute!

i love how oope is the cleanest place in all of eve forums...... everywhere else is just scary and down right disturbing at times..

Alice Saki,

What the F.............?

When I said you looked good as a Ginger and you pulled it off very well, I wasn't talking about Braids and Facepaint.




Mizhir, I like the Facepaint, it looks very good on you. The overall portrait looks natural. Kuduos for sure.

Zimmy Zeta, love the mischievous, seductive girl next door look. Definitely a keeper.

Commissar Kate, like the professional instructor straight lace type look. Could use some glasses to complete the look. At least till party time, then off with the glasses and down comes the hair turning into 'Hot for Teacher' action.

Meritsa, you got the slutty, platinum blond look down right, just what I like. Well, could use more cleavage though.

Jared Haywire, looking good as a Punk **** Zombie. Scary yet sorta sexy at the same time.

Buhhdust Princess, definitely like the mistress Dominatrix extrodinair look. Course I much prefer pleasure over pain..


Sorry I missed the other female characters. Life is short so best to make it sweet. I'll be sure to include those others in my next Eve Female Review.

Think I'll end this with J Scott Cambell's Disney For Adults

DMC

My wife wants me to go with her to some party. She made me get all dressed up

Last hours of vacation!

Sad. I don't wanna return to the real world. The real world can get bent!

http://www.newedenfaces.com/top100

i've voted for wintersbite or whatever his name is a few times. his avatar is pretty hot for pixels lol. those gallente and deteis males make some pretty cute avs sometimes.

Sometimes..the choice isn't easy: http://i.imgur.com/l6gMDxA.jpg

today is my first eve birthday yay!

i never would have noticed if i didn't have to update my skill que lol. if asked a year ago if i would still be playing this the answer would have probably been "no way." but i guess i got attached to something about the game lol.

any chance it would be multiplayer? that would be sweet

Fallout 3 had a way better map but I liked the story and RPG elements of New Vegas more than Fallout 3's.

And I guess thats the problem with the desert for RPG games, they are dull and lifeless

This is cool.

http://www.nytimes.com/interactive/2013/12/20/sunday-review/dialect-quiz-map.html?_r=1&

Apparently im from new england. Go figure.

Edit. Actually closest linguistic similarity is Yonkers, Jersey City and New York.

72.9 -¦F (22.7 -¦C) with 72% humidity here in Florida.

Wow ! Now people like me have Superpowers ! Even the ability to summon the very weather ! I gotta test this out.........


UK storms are divine retribution for gay marriage laws, says Ukip councillor


"Everything a nation does is weighed on the scale of divine approval or disapproval."

'Murika is not the only one with whackos

maybe the divines feel that the natural climate of that region is abject lesson enough.

to be blessed down in Africa?

I just want to be able to seduce and poison other pilots quafe.

that doesn't seem like too much to ask. I have the first part down to a science already.

I should have added "and take their stuff after" to the first part. and speaking of brain function! I think it would be cool to open skulls and take implants post poisoning lol. create a whole new market of "used" cerebral implants.

That's exactly why they do what they do. Past their prime, nobody would pay attention to them if they weren't a bunch of obnoxious gits.

I am under a sense of complete unwillingness to be alive this morning lol

rough night. I do not know why I insist on making the same mistakes over and over again.

facebook and I have a love/hate relationship. i'm constantly deleting it and remaking it. lol. people get on my nerves and I get frustrated and tear it down so I don't have to deal with constant flow of bullshit and/or general negativity...but then I start missing people I don't see often...and remake it. enjoy it for awhile. ...then the cycle repeats lol

currently i'm in a "I hate facebook" moment. I've had some RL drama happen to me recently and I don't want everyone in the world offering me criticisms and advice. beating myself up over it enough as it is. don't need input from the effin' peanut gallery. thought it best to just remove myself from all that for a bit during this, idk...recovery phase. lol

for once I actually succeeded in carrying out a morning plan involving me setting my alarm ahead of the time I need to get up for work, heeding it by getting out of bed...and accomplishing said predetermined goal from the night before. awww, yeah.

I have such a weird headache. it doesn't really hurt if I am just sitting still and looking at the screen...but if I move my head around or my body it starts to thump and hurt. I think my sinuses are acting up and its affecting my ears and equilibrium lol ugh

I have such a weird headache. it doesn't really hurt if I am just sitting still and looking at the screen...but if I move my head around or my body it starts to thump and hurt. I think my sinuses are acting up and its affecting my ears and equilibrium lol ugh

Heeeey...what's wrong with selfies?

Sometimes an outfit or look just needs to be documented!

i hate when i wake up and just can't get back to sleep for some reason. i started the patch and would like nothing better than to just get back to my super soft pillows and toasty warm comforter lol....but i can't. mind is too active. so i sit here in that limbo consciousness stage...somewhere between being asleep and the coffee brewing.

Thanks, i approve your jacket

Idk enough about it to care yet. Haven't done my research.